Is it mean to be mean?

Even when it feels so good?

I have always believed (here again I will blame my catholic upbringing) that hate is something that consumes a person.

But now i believe that sometimes, kicking someone's ass is the only solution to one's problems. i would like to believe that violence is not the answer, but until some cocksmokers recognize, there is still room for violence anywhere.


Don't get me wrong, i don't condone murder--unless by a spouse, who happens to be a woman--but i think a little fist a cuffs is often called for.

In conclusion, i approve of the following types of fighting/aggression:

1. Drunken Boxing (I do not approve of rambling, drunken partner abuse in anyway)
2. Sober Boxing, with pillows on a bed or in an open field. (Weapons strickly prohibited)
3. Shots to the face, but only if the offending party has insulted your mother or done something equally offensive.
4. Face slaps (female to female only)
5. Dick slaps, or any other accousting method involving genitals or breasts. Suffocation with tits only permissable with consent.
6. Children fights without weapons, as they are not yet physically developed enough to do real harm, a healthy way to expend energy and get out initial frustrations towards opposite sex.

This is not a complete list, but it is a start.